Surau Lama

Surau lama peninggalan arwah bapak aku.

Jgn Tension2, Senyumlah selalu...

SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.

KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkautak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT , kerana telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh

p/s
Mulakan hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2

DO NOT CROSS YOUR LEGS

I bet quite a few of you were like me...started to read this with your legs crossed ...
so hard to break this bad habit
For those who do not understand Chinese, take a look at the photos below.

Those who often cross their legs when sitting for a long period of time, 3 unhealthy
things will happen:

1 Their backbone tends to become 'C' shape
2 They will have neck aches and backaches on one side.
3 For ladies, the shoulder will tend to slant one side causing the bra strap to slip
down the slanted shoulder.

Try not to cross your legs when sitting.

Barber In NY

Barber in NY There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts. One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied: 'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door . A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Malaysian software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Malaysian software engineer was very happy and left. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there............ Can you guess? Come on, think like a Malaysian.... have you got the answer ............ ????? come on ............. guess guess guess............ ......................................... a dozen Malaysians waiting for free haircuts! source : email Telefon mudah alih terjatuh ke dalam air! Ketahuilah cara untuk menyelamatkannya di Yahoo! Answers! Chat online and in real-time with friends and family! Windows Live Messenger

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Trip To Bandung & Jakarta

Pixs when I was travelling to Bandung 9 february till 12 February 2010.

Age Is Just A Number

Today is the day where I was born 35 years ago. I remember, I stayed with my real family till I was 6. One day, my late father packed my clothes up and said "We are going to place, a nice place". I assumed that it was a vacation. I wondered why my father brings me alone. I didn't care much. The only thing...it is a vacation...hoorey. After crossing border checkpoint then straight to a remote "kampung". Then we reached to a house, very original-old-malay style-wooden-house. Looking around.... gosh where the hell am i. No electricity. No nothing. I thought we just dropped by visiting relatives. Arghh!!! It wasn't. They are my new family. Ohhh no. About one hour chatting with the folks, my father said goodbye and left me there. I cried out loud. He said he will be visiting me every Saturday. Time by time, day by day I waited first visit of parents.
My 1st school at Sekolah Kebangsaan Kuak Hulu ( at that time, ada lagi sekolah reban ayam - dindng buloh atap rumbia)had hard time. It was different from what i learned before. Different language. But i went thru very well. 6 years spending there. I have learned a lot. Living with adopted family, you can't expect to get same like your real family treat you. NEVERMIND... One thing i learned, "respect others before you want to be respected"

I miss my friends there... Damang, Pak Mat Debeng, Biwek, Man Toya & lots more. Where are they. Maybe one day i'll pay a visit. I had a great time with them.

That is it. life goes on. Build own family...have kidz. Happy birth day to me..hhahah

Try-out : Fake HDR photo

Nothing new. Just edit my current photos in gallery. Using Photoshop CS4, play around with shadows/highlights and blend it in topaz adjust.

1. Open your photo gallery
2. Click Image > adjustments > shadows/highlights
3. Blend it in Topaz Adjust
4. Done.

all pixs were taken at Putrajaya lake

HappY chiNese neW yeaR 2010

Wishing all Chinese, Happy New Year, may the year of tiger brings along with fortune and prosperity.

.....and my office close for a week. Long holiday!

Ibu Mertuaku by P. Ramlee vs The Eye by Jessica Alba : What the movies have in common

Last night, i stayed up late watching EPL.. Spur Vs Birmingham. Not interesting game. They are not my favorite team though. Then switched movie channel and exactly new movie started. It was THE EYE by hot Jessica Alba played as Sydney. Enjoying the movie with a bit suspense. You know, when you watching horror movie in the middle of the night alone, i think you feel what i felt. Anyway, it was undercontrol.It is not that i wanted to share with you. After watching THE EYE, then realised that Malaysian's movie - IBU MERTUAKU [translation : MOM IN-LAWS, released in 1960s (i guess)] by late P. Ramlee played as Kassim Selamat has in common with THE EYE. But, the storyline is different. Ibu mertuaku is heavy movie-drama.


Both are born with eyesight and got blind due to certain incident. Both are musician. Kassim Selamat is saxophonist and Sydney is violinist. After a while, both regain eyesight after undergone a surgery. Ending up, Kassim forked his eyes when he knew that his wife is still alive. He has been cheated by own mother in-law. How tragic!. Sydney after surgery, is able to see what normal people do not see. Paranormal. She sees Death. She saves lives from mass explosion. Smashing glasses make her blind.

"SEEING IS BELIEVING"

Long Time No See

It has been a long since my last update. Well, lately i have been tied up with a lot of stuff.. personal, work etc. I have been in Penang last 2 weeks, spending 4 days there. Office needs my expertise to CSI job. Naaah..... just small investigation. a new set up company, has incompetent employee. That is what they claimed. Whether they wrongly employed or she wanted to save the company... i do not know. My job is confined to the complaint. Maybe she is right but she could be wrong also. The way she acted like someone is behind her... have gone overboard. Didn't she know her boss is co-owner of the company? Whatever he does is mainly business decision... I believe. Heard rumor that individuals disapproved the joint-venture. Ironically, they knew that the JV has been endorsed. Anyway, that is high level gossip. What i concern more clear it up fast and let me concentrate real job.

The above pix has been manipulated using dynamic HDR. Enjoy!

Photo HDR

Sometime, you have to feel the subject when taking a shot. Angle, lights, composition must balance to get good photo. Using DSLR camera is pretty tricky. Though the camera has set auto format, but as a beginner, using manual (M) is encouraged.

One thing that excites me right now is HDR. Imagine ...you can manipulate photo according to your creativity. Take 3 photos with different exposure. Lets see my tryout. It was taken during mid-day today while waiting for solat dzohor. Will serve you more with fascinating pixs.

My First Attempt To Photo Manupulation

Using Photomatix

Looking those friends in facebook, they have produced damn good photo. Angle, composition etc (still remembering those jargon photography words). Latest, they keep uploading their work - photo manipulation /HRD. ...... so, tried it and see my work as well. Not to bad..huh?

We are doing well

"Overal we are able to hanlde the management of the state but nothing is perfect because government by its nature is bureaucratic"

- Selangor Menteri Besar

Happy New Year 2010

Year come year goes. Sometime, i feel like it makes no different. You only noticed that your become older by 1 year. Your clans wishing you happy birthday... but the rest of your life continues as usual. Life must goes on. Let the past be a history and move forward to venture another history.

It not too late to wish all Happy New Year, may all happiness and have a prosperous year of 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Lights Off

These were taken yesterday while having for my dinner. Enjoy.

Shooting

I've found this hobby is very interesting but also expensive.

Last weekend i took my tool to shoot all magnificent buildings in KL likes Pertonas KLCC. My mission is to shoot the buildings in night lights. It was on Saturday night, the night where people hang around for dining, clubing etc. The place i went is a favorite spot for nightlife lovers at KL golden triangle, around Jln Pinang, Jalan P. Ramlee, Jalan Bukit Bintang etc. Heavy traffic jam doesnot allow to complete my mission. Maybe some other time.

WakLu FC

This emblem I designed using Ai - C4 for our team - WakLu FC for UMW Futsal Karnival. We took part just for fun. Champion is our secondry matter. We know our strenghts and fitness level. Our team formed from 3 Human Resource staff, 1 Public Affairs, 4 Equipmeent/Engineering staff. We had our 3 days for training with 3 weeks. Supprisingly, result is encouraging. We finished no. 1 for preliminary round and managed going thru for second round. Well, I would say luck is not on our side. We did attackings but did not manage to concede. Goal post become their last defence. Anyway...well done WakLu FC

Office's Family Day

Rainbow - My best short shot so far
Merier

StarWars was here

Bozo

Funfair

Date : 15 Novemeber 2009 (Sunday)

Venue : Taman Wetland, Putrajaya Malaysia

Her First Artwork

Myself

Me & Myself

Nice..... that are her first artwork using watercolour. She used to draw in books, all my blank A4 papers, her mom's dairy. I bought her sketch book...... done!

Crown Charity Futsal Tournament

Kick-off
Play iT On

Ladies In The Row

Team UMW

Basic Rules By Referee

On 7/11/2009, I participated in a futsal tournament organised by Crown Relo - an international movers & logistic called Charity Futsal Tournament. We are not their customer, by the way. But, one the company's employee is a friend of my team player, so he invited us as well. We reached to quarter final. It was okay then, because we did not have our training. The shot taken while I was at bench. Still trying to improve my shutter.